Introduction – Don’t Worry, We’re Not Cops

At Skate Slop, we respect your privacy like we respect a freshly waxed ledge—no unnecessary friction. This page is here because legal stuff is a thing, and we want you to know how we handle your data. We don’t like people creeping on us, and we won’t creep on you either.

What Data We Collect – Only the Essentials, No Narcing

When you visit our site, we may collect:

• Your IP address (don’t worry, we’re not tracking your favorite skate spots).
• Basic analytics (like how many people actually read this).
• If you sign up for emails, we’ll collect your email—but we promise no spam, just cool skate-related stuff.

Cookies – Not the Kind You Eat

Like most websites, we use cookies. Not the delicious kind—these are tiny data files that help our site work better. They keep track of things like whether you’ve been here before. If you want to disable cookies, you can do that in your browser settings, but it might make the site run like a sketchy DIY ramp.

Sharing Your Data – Chill, We Don’t Snitch

We don’t sell your info to big corporations, landlords, or security guards who kick you out of spots. The only time we share data is:

• If the law forces us—which we’d only do if absolutely necessary.

Security – Lock It Up Like Your Skate Spot

We do our best to protect your data using encryption, secure servers, and good vibes. But let’s be real—nothing online is 100% secure. If a hacker wants to break into the site, we hope they at least appreciate our content.

Your Rights – You’re in Control

If you ever want to:

• See what info we have on you
• Delete your data
• Unsubscribe from emails
  Just hit us up, and we’ll handle it like a pro handling a perfect kickflip.

Changes to This Policy – We Keep It Fresh

If we update this policy, we’ll post it here. No hidden changes, no BS. If something big changes, we might even let you know—maybe in an Instagram post or a TikTok if we’re feeling creative.

Contact Us – Hit Us Up, No DMs Required

If you have questions, complaints, or just want to tell us we’re doing a sick job, email us at skate_slop@protonmail.com. We might take a minute to respond if we’re out skating, but we’ll get back to you.

Thanks for rolling with Skate Slop. Now go skate.